We are Absolute.

ComeOneComeAllAndViewTheGreatestTeamCurrentlyRegisteredInCalO

Teeeeeeeeeaaaaaam

ABSOLUTE

that's right!

ABSOLUTE
ABSOLUTE
ABSOLUTE

You've seen them roll newbs, carpet, joints, and dice. Now prepare to watched them ROLL BACK TO THEIR SPOT IN CAL-IM!

Preferably soon, maybe before

SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY!

The starting linup for this fan-TABULOUS, mother-fucking, shit-STORM (Cue thunder sound), CA-CA-CA-CRAZY team starts with.

FA-FA-FA FugitivePuppeT(0:0:3570949)
You've seen him from the Matrix, keymaker(0:0:4273528)
Eeek what's that under the fridge! It's Ro-_^cH(0:1:5622863)
Call Scooby Doo, cuz this team is HAUNTED(0:0:3199748)
No, it's not that guy from the real world, miz(0:1:6123824)
and last but not least, he's the homo-eroctic, give you wet-dreams, FUZED(0:1:4896310)

This team has been playing with each other (and not in the gay way)






(ok maybe) for YEARS! They are litterally JIZZ-TASTIC, and are looking forward to seeing you in CAL-IM

BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!

(If an email gets more professional than this, I'd be surprised)

Oh GAWD.

I had a few beers ok?

but u gay puppet?

It needs the colors and different font sizes to get the full effect.